Dude, Story Of My Life.

getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun

(via beautifulfaith)

tupacabra:

babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college

(via toniiightweareyounggg)

My biggest problem in college

whatshouldwecallme:

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

(via saramlb)

gay-bacon-strips:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up

(via meows0me)

ingroan:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

(via havefaithinwe)

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(Source: snoipahkat, via meows0me)

socialteen:

ur butt fits in my hand like its made just for me 

(via pocketfulofbs)